My loves
Achoo! I’m dusting off the cobwebs on this here neglected bloggy. I hope to see some spiders, because I think they’re interesting and wiggly. I would like spiders to come sit with me so we could have a conversation. Most of the time I settle for waving at them.
Since our last episode, I grew up a lot! I’m a big kid now; no more of this Wiggle Baby nonsense. I can climb stairs, chairs, and slides, I say lots of words and animal noises, I draw pictures constantly, read tons of books, and run around like crazy, especially when chasing bubbles. (Bubba?)
Keeping with my longstanding trend of being obsessed with things, I am completely obsessed with things. Here’s a short list of my new loves:
This Sesame Street bit with Greg Kinnear and a robot. I am absolutely enthralled with the robot. Seriously, I have probably watched this 100 times. Beep beep, oh oh oh.
I like my baby doll, who I refer to as “BeeBee.” I enjoy placing BeeBee in a chair, tiny stroller, or pocket.
I think the word “pee” is really cool and I will gladly discuss the matter with you in further detail. Provided the further detail involves pee.
Pouring and sorting are the greatest activities in the world. If there is a liquid available that needs to be poured, please tell me. If you have some items that need to be moved from one location to another, one by one, and then subsequently brought back to their original location, one by one, I can do that for you. I will be really intense about this. Also, I may groan as if an object is extremely heavy, when in fact it is a small cardboard puzzle piece.
Drawing. Have I mentioned how fun drawing is? Particularly the part where you draw on any surface other than paper. If you blanketed the Earth with paper, I’d take a rocket ship to the Moon so I could draw on an unpapered surface. When outside with chalk, I like to draw lines on top of any preexisting drawing, no matter how nice it was before I arrived.
Song games and yoga tricks are a good time. I like Ring Around the Rosie and will perform it repeatedly, either with human friends or by holding the hands of a stuffed animal or BeeBee and spinning. I’m also a wonderful little Teapot with a handle and spout, but I will most likely tip over and pour out well in advance of your expectations. (Like I said, I’m into pouring, people. Deal with it!)
I have an inordinate number of plastic vehicles. I greatly enjoy these, but mostly for entering and exiting them repeatedly, and not so much for riding.
Birds (buh?) are neato and I attempt to chase them. Alas, they are apparently in cahoots with spiders.
I have also discovered that if you get a booboo, and kiss the booboo, something happens. I don’t know what happens, exactly. But I would like it if someone would kiss my booboo, please. Repeatedly.
The last of my loves: love! I will give you big hugs and kisses, if you are deserving and I’m feeling jolly.
