The Adventures of Wiggle Baby

Hello my avid Internet following! It’s been quite some time since I last reported my daily goings-on, and apparently my little blog was hijacked during my absence. Get your own blog, Pops. Sheesh.

Now on to the big news: I’m 1! I don’t know what this means or why it happened, but I enjoyed the wonderful outpouring of sweetness from all my friends and family…thanks peoples! I was the featured guest at a wacky party involving a cursed carrot cake, some Proper Joseph sandwiches, and a gigantic plastic bowl full of plastic balls. This giant plastic thing is frightening at the moment, but I’m enjoying scattering the balls all over the house.

It’s been quite a busy month, so I’ll recap the craziness:

• I fell ill again, and took some medicine. This didn’t help, so I took some other medicine. This made me sicker, then I quit it altogether and eventually felt better. The People In White Coats gave me a shot for no reason, but I assume they meant well.
• I learnt how to sleep! My mom and dad had to help me, and I was a little cranky about it at first, but now I’ve figured out that sleeping is great. One bummer: this has drastically reduced my late night adventures, meaning this blog shall be renamed “The Daytime Only Adventures of Wiggle Baby.”
• I figured out that I can make funny signals. I like to identify body parts (head, eyes, nose, teeth, tongue, cheeks, ears, shoulders, hands, knees, feet, toes) and I can make gestures for fan, light, kitty, fishy, hat, and all-done. It turns out that I am quite big, and will gladly demonstrate this by raising my hands in the air when someone asks about my relative size.
• I can perform actions on command, like bouncing, stomping, sticking out my tongue, throwing stuff, and saying “ooo.” Yet I have not learned the command for “quit doing the thing you’re not supposed to do.”
• I’m a stable Mabel with walking but I still like to hang on to Big Persons and explore things.
• I climb things, such as soda cases, an open dishwasher, or a refrigerator.
• I love love LOVE alphabet books. If you have a book that lists things from A-Z, I want to read that book. I want to read that book 40 times.
• Aside from my Celebration of Time Passing Day, I partied it up with friends and family for Christmas and New Year’s Eve, and saw my dad much more than usual.

In closing, I will explain why this post is entitled “All My Sheepies.” You see, it seems that many toy sets come with at least one sort of sheepy, and as a result, I have a lot of sheepies:

• Bluey sheepy
• Chewy sheepy
• Fuzzy sheepy
• Puzzy sheepy
• Pinky sheepy
• Fridge magnet sheepy

I also have a lot of other toys with funny names, such as chewy piggy, Dragonfly Guy, and Feel-Better Mark Ruffalo Buffalo. I love them.

Finally, I dance, and then exit the room like the Godfather of Soul. Good night.